In Praise of Dogs

                  When I was growing up, “Rusty” was our family dog.  He was a Collie/Shepherd mix and lived to be 17.  He had many virtues.  For example, when I was disciplined for some misbehavior and exiled to my room, I took him with me. I would put my arms around his neck and pour my heart out, releasing all the feelings of injustice I carried.  As I looked at him and he looked back, I knew he felt my pain.

                  These days we have a 14-year-old, 8-pound Maltese “rescue dog” named Rue.  Like many of us as we get older, she’s lost some of what she used to have; in her case, 13 teeth and her left eye.  But such losses have not diminished her optimism or constant devotion, and I often share random thoughts with her during the day.  My wife will hear me from another room and say, “Are you talking to yourself or the dog?”  I always say, “The dog.”

                  I was in a local bookstore recently and came across a new collection of poems by Billy Collins entitled Dog Show. I rarely buy books of poetry, but I couldn’t resist.  It’s clear Mr. Collins understands dogs.  Here is one about an encounter he had one night in Paris:

“Le Chien,” a Poem by Billy Collins

I remember late one night in Paris
speaking at length to a dog in English
about the future of American culture.

No wonder she kept cocking her head
as I went on about “summer movies”
and the intolerable poetry of my compatriots.

I was standing and she was sitting
on a dim street in front of a butcher shop,
and come to think of it, she could have been waiting

for the early morning return of the lambs
and the bleeding sides of beef
to their hooks in the window.

For my part, I had mixed my drinks,
trading in the tulip of wine
for the sharp nettles of whiskey.

Why else would I be wasting my time
and hers trying to explain “corn dog,”
“white walls,” and “March of Dimes”?

She showed such patience for a dog
without breeding while I went on—
in a whisper now after shouts from a window—

about “helmet laws” and “tag sale,”
wishing I had my camera
so I could take a picture of her home with me.

On the loopy way back to my hotel—
after some long and formal goodbyes—
I kept thinking how I would have loved

to hang her picture over the mantle,
where my maternal grandmother
now looks down from her height as always,

silently complaining about the choice of the frame.
Then, before dinner each evening
I could stand before the image of that very dog,

a glass of wine in hand,
submitting all of my troubles and petitions
to the court of her dark-brown, forgiving eyes.

What a gift a good dog can be.

“Portrait of Rue,” photo by author; used with verbal permission from subject.

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“Le Chien,” by Billy Collins, from Dog Show: Poems, Random House, 2025.

Lead image: watercolor accompanying “Le Chien” by Pamela Sztybel.

Beethoven and the Barking Dog

                  A parishioner once posed this question to me: “I like the idea of loving my neighbor.  But my neighbor has a dog that barks all night and the owner refuses to do anything about it.  How am I supposed to love him?”

                  I don’t remember if I had a wise answer.  But the poet Billy Collins does:

Another Reason I Don’t Keep a Gun in the House

The neighbors’ dog will not stop barking.

He is barking the same high, rhythmic bark

that he barks every time they leave the house.

They must switch him on on their way out.

The neighbors’ dog will not stop barking.

I close all the windows in the house

and put on a Beethoven symphony full blast

but I can still hear him muffled under the music,

barking, barking, barking,

and now I can see him sitting in the orchestra,

his head raised confidently as if Beethoven

had included a part for barking dog.

When the record finally ends he is still barking,

sitting there in the oboe section barking,

his eyes fixed on the conductor who is

entreating him with his baton

while the other musicians listen in respectful

silence to the famous barking dog solo,

that endless coda that first established

Beethoven as an innovative genius.

Random notes of absolutely no spiritual value:

  1. Beethoven was deaf at the end of his life, so he wouldn’t be bothered by a barking dog.
  2. When I was in Vienna in 2020, I discovered that Beethoven lived in more than 60 places in the city.  He left some places to avoid paying rent, and others because he played the piano too loudly.
  3. Leopold Mozart, Wolfgang’s father, wrote a “Hunting Symphony” that includes barking dogs in the third movement. Last year, the Danish Symphony performed it with three dogs who barked on cue.  Here’s a video: The Hunting Symphony